fortune math

This CGI script has called the fortune file math. which is maintained at this cite . Push reload on your browser to generate a new fortune . Download fortune file
math (Version of March. 30. 2000, 51 Kbytes ASCII)

A good topological theorem to mention any time is
the theorem which, in essence, states that however
you try to comb the hair on a hairy ball, you can 
never do it smoothly - the so-called 'hairy-ball' 
theorem. You can make snide comments about the 
grooming of the hosts' dog or cat in the meantime as
you pick hairs off your trouser leg. 
                 -- R. Ainsley in Bluff your way in Maths, 1988