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A good topological theorem to mention any time is the theorem which, in essence, states that however you try to comb the hair on a hairy ball, you can never do it smoothly  the socalled 'hairyball' theorem. You can make snide comments about the grooming of the hosts' dog or cat in the meantime as you pick hairs off your trouser leg.  R. Ainsley in Bluff your way in Maths, 1988 
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